From Here...

Phew... China at Last

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 05:38:28 GMT

Well... I promised pictures of china and here they are.

There's a whole mess of them though so i'm gonna break them up.
(I've never made an LJ cut before so i'm giddy with the idea.)

This is a sculpture in the China Museum in Shanghai from like XXXX BC... i think it's the first lawn gnome in history

Because it's not a death wish, it's a fashion statement:

This is why you use a dictionary:

What can i say?

You say this something like "kuh-koe-kuh-luh" = Coke

There were KFCs on like every corner

This doesn't need to be explained...

This taxi driver had the NASTIEST fingernail i have ever seen ANYWHERE

All of these are Shanghai

^that is the museum where the gnome was^

Somewhere Random

Floatin' down the Yangzi

It was Gorgous here...(hint, hint, they're the three gorges)

Dam... that IS big

well i guess this means that i should say that i'm gonna start posting again...

...odds are that i'm not

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 21:45:38 GMT

Whoa you guys, i just flew in from china...

and boy are my wings tired!!!

Ok so i have 10598715608276286 pictures to go through, so in a couple of days i'll have my trip outlined!!!

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 01:43:55 GMT

Woooooooo, first day of finals!!!

They weren't as easy as i thought! The spanish one was actually hard!!! But, math has to be the worst... I was so lost. None of my answers were choices in the multiple-choice answers. I wrote every other number wrong... i dunno what was wrong with me.

oh well... it doesn't look like i'll be getting an A in math.

I cant wait till thursday!!!!!!

It's been a while.

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 05:08:34 GMT

Hay y00 guys!

It's been forever since i've written in El Jay, but here it goes:

Woo... do you like my new layout? Tell me if there's anything that doesn't fit... it's been so long since i've written an override.

Well anyway, school is finally almost over... it feels so weird to have free time. It's like, if i'm not school work, what do i have. Whatever, i'm sure this feeling will pass soon. Oh yah, on the 20th i'm going with my masha and pasha to chinasha for two weeks, so everyone out there that still has me on their friends list will just have to miss me.

It's gonna be so much fun! I could wet myself just thinking about it! Just imagine... i'm going to china... and i dont speak chinese... and neither does my dad... just imagine the shenanagins! It's gonna be grand!

So whadduyou think, how should i document this adventure?
Should i just take photos and write lj entries to go along iwth them??
or is there something better to be done?

props to k

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 04:17:29 GMT

ahahahahha

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Superhero Name	Mullet Man
Super Power	Invisibility
Enemy	The Cheating Boyfriend
Mode Of Transportation	Volkswagen Beetle
Weapon	Wire Hanger

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Tue, 06 Apr 2004 03:47:27 GMT

Wooo... it's monday!

doesn't feel like monday... but what spring break day feels like it's normal counterpart?

anyway, i ordered 5 DC emo cds on amazon on sat and i'm so excited. They're not supposed to arrive till next week though, which makes me sad... but this stuff is already a couple years old so whats another week? Ahhhhh i'm so excited... i cant wait to hear hardcore emo!!! Fudge... i'm gonna implode with the suspence.

today, i got a haircut at one of those asian places where they take like 10395728357 hours and charge $9 and i really feel like short spiked hair is just too plain. I don't even want to dye my hair anymore, i just wanna make it interesting... naturally... Poo i can never figure out what i want... bleh.

your mom

Sat, 03 Apr 2004 08:00:49 GMT

HOLY CRAP EVERYONE... i just downloaded my 1000th song on this computer!

I dont know y this excites me so much, but i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited.

wow... it's been a fun trip computer... I couldn't have done it without you.

jeeez... 1000 songs...

i love it

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 07:11:59 GMT

in other news:

I adopted a cute lil' cow fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 07:05:19 GMT

Shizzat... i SERIOUSLY will use el jay more often... I SWEAR... i mean it this time...

well anyway, today has been a great day. spring break is so close.... i can taste it... and it tastes pretty damn good. All my classes are winding down, including the night ones at pierce. Hell, i actually had a good time in business law today. i learned that it's legal to recieve sterpies from your uncle. ...That gets me every time... And even though i wrote a timed essay for AP english (hopefully) today and it was absolutly PITIFUL, the day was great...

I guess i had one of those natural realization thingys.... appif---? thingys... ya know? and i finally know what i want to do with my life...

i want to live.

see,... it seems like i've been too goal oriented... even though i dont see myself like that... focusing upon the tangeble benifits, like grades, money, or even happiness... and how i need those...

but before i can be... successful... i need to learn to just be... to roll with the punches... to make lemonade from life's lemons... that whole bag.

well i'm sure that the 12-hour suphedrine (the knock-off sudefed from sav-on) has something to do with it too...

but today was great.

Wed, 24 Mar 2004 00:20:37 GMT

So... it's tuesday again...

Already this week seems like an eternity! Can't they move spring break up a few weeks?!

I wouldn't mind... how bout you?

Or maybe add another day to the weekend... yea that might be better. My weekends always seem to blend together into one really long day that goes by too fast... or maybe that's just me. I'm speshul. Actually, I think i'm getting to be more speshul as the days go by. My jokes are starting to become more and more obscure and plain weird... noone really gets them except me... well usually. Also, I can't seem to make a normal sentance, but you knew that already. I think from the time I learned to speak, my English skills have been slowly faiding. And someday soon, I willn't speakum any good eglish N-E-more. Just in time for the A.P. English essay thingy... PERFECT.

Fudge, i'm nervous about that essay! I'm sooo bad a writing timed essays, especially ones about myself... so that's like double duce death right thur. I guess i'm not getting into A.P. English... OH WELL

Anywaysssssssssss, I have stuff to do, so peace out homos.

Tue, 23 Mar 2004 03:29:53 GMT

HElllooo l-jay

i'm back...

THAT'S RIGHT... i gonna use my livejournalxors more regularly,

I SWeAR!

First off, new layout everyone... u know that the corn turns u on

it's ok to be a corn smut... it really is.

so anyway drop me a line with ur thoughts... it'll make be feel special..

well, more special than usual...

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 00:13:50 GMT

WOooooooooooooooo!

my atticus CD came today!!!

i ordered it on amazon like 5 days ago on like super-cheap delivery schedule (ya know, like 2 days for processing and 9 days for delivery) and it came today!... i love it!

wooot... if all australian bands were as good as they... i would move to australia.

BUT... i ordered two weakerthan CDs at the same time... shouldn't they have arrived at the same time, or the ones form Canada first?

anyway, today was another normal day. today everyone made fun of me in English and said that i raped Nargis.... not cool u guys... not cool and in fact it was like 923570195235 billion degrees today. But, other than that, the day was great.

hey man... tomorrow's already friday.

Mon, 08 Mar 2004 06:57:32 GMT

Hey everybodyyyyyy

wooo it's been so long since i've written a meaningful entry... and it will be a long time until I finally do. but anyway, last week was the longest week i have EvER had...

from sunday till... well still today, i haven't slept before 12... that's quite a jump from sleeping a 9:30... i didn't even know that it was possible to do so much in one day. However, i think i'm really becoming an insomniac, which might not be such a bad thing after adding two pierce classes to my schedule.

ahhh those classes are 4 hours long each and i'm not sure i can even make time to half-ass the extra work that those classes give. man, i sure chose a good semester for adding classes as A.P. tests come up. oh well, can't be bitter, right?

On another note, weds was ashlee's 16th birthday. happy birthday x 109710946710946810943681904386 to her, she deserves it.

well anyway, i have math homework... you know how that goes.

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:19:45 GMT

I took this meme and it's just too great to keep out of my LJ:

What Annoying Celebrity are YOU Destined to Kill? by tiffeh
Name
You will kill	Pee-Wee Herman
With	a flaming dildo
On	January 1, 2027

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hmmm?

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 03:03:45 GMT

hi-o... it's been a long time since my last update... and i wouldn't be updating now if it weren't for charlie's last entry...

his thinking really... well... it got me thinking again...

actaully, thinking about thinking...

And i really what to know what everyone thinks...

about life... and death...

being and not being...

telll me...

anything...

or everything if you prefer...

why are you alive?

why are things they way they are?

why does shit happen?

just tell me.

I dont want to do my homework

Wed, 14 Jan 2004 02:38:05 GMT

weeeeee, it is tuesday.

oh what a tuesday it was...

i got back a failing euro paper... and i thought i was so smart when i wrote it. meh...

still need a haircut... poopies... should i dye my tips red like charlie sade? hmm

i dunno but i just dont want to do my math hw rite now. math has really lost it's interest for me. I used to like math, or at least generally like it. but now i dread every problem, every assignment. maybe it was because all the math i've had up 'till now was absorb, drill, repeat... or maybe there's just something evil about math analysis. that's probably it...

well that burned like 5 minutes, on to math... i guess

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 02:58:53 GMT

Excuse my weird entry... i was feeling weird.

I seriously think that i'm decending into uber-weirdness, and pretty soon i'll stop making sense altogether.

in the meantime, i really need a haircut, but... i don't know how to have my hair did...

should i keep short-spiked hair or should i get some different cut??? grr i dunno

maybe i should dye my hair??

opinions??

Wooo GO SCHOOL

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 02:50:59 GMT

School today.

It was alright.

I got to see people that i miss.

I got to see people that I didn't miss.

I got to miss people that i didn't see.

There is a person that saw that I miss.

How fun.

Is it spring break yet?

Sat, 03 Jan 2004 11:08:21 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S ASHLEE FOR ALL OF U WHO DON'T KNOW :-D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SAMMMMM!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SAMMMM!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SAMMM!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUU!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

POST IF U LOVE SAM!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOOO

Hey now, hey now... This is what dreams are made of.

Tue, 30 Dec 2003 06:21:21 GMT

Ey, yo!

Jeez, it's been so long since i had an entry!

so picking up from my last one, i bombed my english essay. And i thought i was doing well, too! All the pieces of the puzzle were falling together under the umbrella thesis of brutus = talking to the mind and more spiritual while antony = talking to materialestic more earthly motivations. So my overall essay was matter wins over mind and i had 5 strong body paragraphs planned out, kinda... But, on paragraph 4 i ran out of time. I guess that's a lot of thinking and frustration wasted.

Oh well

So far vacation has been god-sent! Christmas came and went, and i finally feel that i can depend on my family. I dunno, maybe it's this whole new-year-nostalgia thing or maybe i'm finally getting older but i feel very different from a year ago, maybe even two months ago. Things/people i used to abhore totally now just seem like other people. Even things that used to bug me, even in great amounts seem to just smooth over a whole lot easier.

I dunno, i just feel different.

Whelps, on annother note, i saw my friend Ben today for the first time in like two years. it was good to see a realy familiar face again.

On yet annother note, the bio movie nite is a GO... we just dont have the videos... or a place to watch 'em... or a date established...

lol...

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Wed, 17 Dec 2003 01:19:59 GMT

woo... I went back to school today!

i dunno y that's a woo... but i guess it's not a bad thing.

School was good, i guess. The day started with my chem teacher being an hour late... so you know that was fun!... I got a lot of hw done. I think i even finished an essay.

Speaking of essay!!!

I have to decide wat my lu essay will be on. I'm really not sure wat topic to do... i have a bunch of different ideas.

so tell me, which woud make the best, longer-than-5-paragraph essay in your mind:

Julius Caesar

1. Comparison of Mark Antony and Brutus' speeches in the third act and then relating them to individualism vs. nationalism or someting along those lines?

or

2. Stating that the play was all about the death of idealism, and thus the name of the play should be something like The Roman Revolution or somthing like taht, comparing the corruption of the ideals that the conspiritors had to wat ultimately happened in the French Revolution. (perversion of ideal [execution of 40,000 frenchmen] and ultimately the return to dictatorship [napoleon?])

grr... i dunno...

If u have a better idea... PLZ leave a comment... i'm dying here

Wooo!

Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:10:57 GMT

New layout again!

sorry about the title... i'm just lame...

anyways, wadu' j00 think?

In other news...

i stayed home today... 1/2 sick, 1/2 lazy.

you know that you so totally would if u could too.

bad idea though, i'm dying of boredom. SOOO bored...

well i still ahve to finish some hw... cuz i'm cool like that...

bye...

oh yah... alex... if ur reading this... and u can't post a comment with a lj username... i'm gonna reap... (he know's wat i mean)

Woo

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 04:49:11 GMT

HErrroooo all you's peoples!

I swear to Gosh....i really ment to write in here more often! GAhhhh...

what is it about this time of year???

must be school.

Graawr... school has been such a drag, lately. It seem like the only reason I keep going... is slowly looking worse and worse. But w/e... things are still great! And i'm really thankful for that.

I really ment to make a Thanksgiving post... but i forgot...

SOOOOO... to sum it up...

I'm thankful for

things being the way they are now,

the way things were before,

and the way they could be tomorrow...

I'm especially thankful for all the people that were, are, and will be along for the ride...

too vague?...

I thought not.

I haven't updated for ever!

Thu, 27 Nov 2003 19:53:04 GMT

woooo!

today is thanks giving.... woot...

well anyway at least we don't have school, rite?

grrr... i dont get to make cranberry sauce this year though. Cranberry is the bestestestest evers! Seriously, i'd eat almost anything with cranberry sauce, (including your mom.)

moving on... There's something aobut his time of year that makes me not update my journal... I wonder wat it is??? it's weird... i have nothing to say... or something like that...

so anyway... i'll leave you with this from homecoming:

Wed, 19 Nov 2003 05:20:11 GMT

Oh my goodness...

i usually hate these things.. but read!!!

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:	March 15, 2024
Number attending your funeral?	132
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$4,364,318

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